{"id":3756,"date":"2013-04-11T07:45:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-11T06:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/?p=3756"},"modified":"2013-04-11T07:57:53","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T06:57:53","slug":"noi-italioti-a-questo-proprio-non-siamo-abituati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/?p=3756","title":{"rendered":"Noi italioti a questo proprio non siamo abituati."},"content":{"rendered":"

Porto alla mia memoria questo post: “Sopravissuti a Sandy <\/a>?” nel quale, tra le altre cazzate immemorabili, chiosavo: “Bloomberg la mattina del 2 novembre dichiara deciso alla stampa che la maratona \u2013 prevista Domenica 5 \u2013 si far\u00e0. Dopo meno di 5 ore invece la cancella. Qualcuno si lamenta affermando che poteva pensarci prima\u2026 insomma io avevo pagato ben $2.99 per seguire sul mio telefono la corsa di tre genovesi, e adesso la maratona non si fa. Rivoglio indietro i miei soldi!”<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Ovviamente scherzavo in merito ai soldi. Invece oggi mi arriva la seguente e-mail:<\/p>\n

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** 2012 ING NYC Marathon – Refund for Athlete Tracking **<\/b><\/span><\/address>\n
Hello Stefano Menada<\/b>,<\/span><\/address>\n
We appreciate your patience regarding the fees for the 2012 ING NYC Marathon TrackMyRunner Service. Please reply to us with a physical mailing address where we may send you a check via first class mail to refund your $2.99 fee.<\/span><\/address>\n
Unfortunately, we are unable to return these transactions to your credit card. Our only option we can offer at this time is to mail you a check for the refund. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks to receive this check.<\/span><\/address>\n
Again, we sincerely appreciate your understanding and patience with this matter.<\/span><\/address>\n
Best-<\/b><\/span><\/address>\n
TrackMyService Support Team for the ING NYC Marathon 2012<\/span><\/address>\n

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Non ci riesco a credere; questa e-mail mi arriva da Marte o addirittura da un altro sistema solare ? Mi restituiscono due dollari e novantanove, me li mandano per assegno. E’ sicuramente un atto dovuto, ma santo cielo, sticazzi, io sto lottando da 15 anni per un abuso che un comune italiano mi ha palesemente fatto per cifre ben pi\u00f9 importanti, e questi alieni dopo qualche mese si scusano e mi restituiscono l’equivalente di 2 Euro ?<\/p>\n

Gli ho risposto come segue:<\/p>\n

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Dear Sirs,<\/span><\/address>\n
\u00a0I really appreciate your pristine professionalism. I could provide you with my home address and allow you to send me your check. Instead, as a little token and respect for your efforts, I\u2019d rather you\u2019d save money for using envelope, stamp and time and divert this refund to any charity of your choice, of course provided you are in the position to do so and unless should this, cost even more to you guys.<\/span><\/address>\n
\u00a0So, unless because of my will you have to run through paperwork and expansive procedures, please accept this as my final resolution about your refund, and God bless you.<\/span><\/address>\n
\u00a0Waiting for your kind reply,<\/span><\/address>\n
\u00a0Best regards<\/span><\/address>\n
\u00a0Stefano Menada<\/span><\/address>\n
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Vediamo cosa succede.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Porto alla mia memoria questo post: “Sopravissuti a Sandy ?” nel quale, tra le altre cazzate immemorabili, chiosavo: “Bloomberg la mattina del 2 novembre dichiara deciso alla stampa che la maratona \u2013 prevista Domenica 5 \u2013 si far\u00e0. Dopo meno … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3756"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3762,"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions\/3762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}