{"id":2141,"date":"2012-11-19T22:19:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T21:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/?p=2141"},"modified":"2012-11-20T15:15:11","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T14:15:11","slug":"gonfiabile-tu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stefanome.it\/blog\/?p=2141","title":{"rendered":"Gonfiabile tu."},"content":{"rendered":"

Inflatable You<\/strong><\/p>\n

Your love for me is not debatable
\nYour sexual appetite’s insatiable
\nYou never ever make me waitable
\nDelectable, inflatable you.<\/p>\n

You don’t have problems with your weight at all
\nYou never steal food off my plate at all
\nI never have to masturbate at all
\nUnstoppable, inflatable you.<\/p>\n

You never seem to menstruate at all
\nSo you’re not angry when I’m late at all
\nI feel permanently felatable
\nUnpoppable, inflatable you.<\/p>\n

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
\nWith the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
\nIn this ocean of life I’m never afraid I might drown
\nWe could just float forever whatever the weather
\nWhenever my inflatable lover’s around.<\/p>\n

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
\nYou always do what you are toldable
\nAnd if we argue you just foldable
\nControllable consolable you.<\/p>\n

My mates all reckon you are suitable
\nI took you round to watch the footable
\nAnd Steve and Gary said you’re rootable
\nRefutable commutable,\u00a0 you.<\/p>\n

You’re never sensitive or tickley
\nWhen I rub you my skin goes prickerly
\nIt’s know as static electricity
\nFelicity when I’m kissing you.<\/p>\n

Your skin is so smooth I couldn’t afford you with hair
\nYou have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
\nYour problems are simple, I don’t need my Masters in Psych
\nTo know if you get down I just perk you right up
\nWith a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.<\/p>\n

You never wake up when I snore at all
\nA trait which I find quite adorable
\nYou have a box and you are storable
\nIgnorable, back-doorable you.<\/p>\n

Any sexual position’s feasible
\nAlthough you don’t bend at the knees at all
\nYour hooters are so firm and squeezable
\nIncreasable, un-creasable you.<\/p>\n

You don’t complain about my hairy back
\nOr ’bout the inches that downstairs I lack
\nYou’re not disgusted by my furry crack
\nBurt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.<\/p>\n

Now birth control is not an issue
\nI clean it all up with a tissue
\nI bet my jealous friend all wish you
\nWere insatiably inflatably theirs.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t let me down.
\nDon\u2019t let me down.
\nDon\u2019t let me down.
\nAnd I won\u2019t let you down.<\/p>\n